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SCENT: #4 Patchouli Orange. The aromatic scent of ripe oranges and patchouli will fill your home with notes of Goji Berry and ripe mango.
NOTES:
- Top: Goji Berry
- Middle: Ripe Mango.
- Bottom: Tarocco Orange
CANDLE INFO:
- Size Fill: 10 oz | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4"
- 10 oz Burn Time 50+ Hours
- Wax: 100% Soy Wax, Premium Fragrance Oil, Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
- Wick: 100% Cotton (Lead and Zinc Free)
- Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
CANDLE CARE:
- Always Trim Your Wick to 1/4" Before Candle is Lit Each Time.
- Burn Candle so Wax Pool Reaches the Jar Edge Each Time to Prevent Wax Tunneling
- Do Not Burn Candle More Than 4 Hours at a Time or with Less Than a 1/2" of Wax Remaining
- Keep Candle Away from Fans, Open Windows, Children, Pets
- Never Leave a Burning Candle
I Thought We Were Friends But Then You Left Me To Die In This Shithole Thanks A Lot Bitch
SCENT: #4 Patchouli Orange. The aromatic scent of ripe oranges and patchouli will fill your home with notes of Goji Berry and ripe mango.
NOTES:
- Top: Goji Berry
- Middle: Ripe Mango.
- Bottom: Tarocco Orange
CANDLE INFO:
- Size Fill: 10 oz | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4"
- 10 oz Burn Time 50+ Hours
- Wax: 100% Soy Wax, Premium Fragrance Oil, Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO
- Wick: 100% Cotton (Lead and Zinc Free)
- Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA
CANDLE CARE:
- Always Trim Your Wick to 1/4" Before Candle is Lit Each Time.
- Burn Candle so Wax Pool Reaches the Jar Edge Each Time to Prevent Wax Tunneling
- Do Not Burn Candle More Than 4 Hours at a Time or with Less Than a 1/2" of Wax Remaining
- Keep Candle Away from Fans, Open Windows, Children, Pets
- Never Leave a Burning Candle
100% Soy Wax
We only use top quality soy wax for a clean burning candle
Made In The USA
We make and design all of our products in Minnetonka, Minnesota
100% Satisfaction Guaranteed
If there is any issue with your order we will fix it
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"I love this candle. My friend loved the scent. It was a nice size and perfect to give my coworker for Christmas. Would totally order again. Shipping was also very fast after order was placed. I highly recommend!"– Laura
