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No Matter How Hard Life Gets, At Least You Don't Have Ugly Children

SCENT:   # 1 Ocean Rose - The scent of ocean air combined with driftwood creates a delightful aroma that fills your home with notes of citrus, cedar, floral, sandalwood, ozone and musk.    

NOTES:    

  • Top:  Citrus.   
  • Middle:  Cedar, Floral.   
  • Bottom:  Sandalwood, Ozone, Musk    

CANDLE INFO:        

  • Size Fill: 10 oz | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4"
  • 10 oz Burn Time 50+ Hours
  • Wax:  100% Soy Wax, Premium Fragrance Oil, Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO   
  • Wick:  100% Cotton (Lead and Zinc Free)
  • Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA            

CANDLE CARE:      

  • Always Trim Your Wick to 1/4" Before Candle is Lit Each Time.   
  • Burn Candle so Wax Pool Reaches the Jar Edge Each Time to Prevent Wax Tunneling    
  • Do Not Burn Candle More Than 4 Hours at a Time or with Less Than a 1/2" of Wax Remaining
  • Keep Candle Away from Fans, Open Windows, Children, Pets     
  • Never Leave a Burning Candle Unattended

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    No Matter How Hard Life Gets, At Least You Don't Have Ugly Children Soy Candle

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    No Matter How Hard Life Gets, At Least You Don't Have Ugly Children

    SCENT:   # 1 Ocean Rose - The scent of ocean air combined with driftwood creates a delightful aroma that fills your home with notes of citrus, cedar, floral, sandalwood, ozone and musk.    

    NOTES:    

    • Top:  Citrus.   
    • Middle:  Cedar, Floral.   
    • Bottom:  Sandalwood, Ozone, Musk    

    CANDLE INFO:        

    • Size Fill: 10 oz | 3.5 x 3.5 x 4"
    • 10 oz Burn Time 50+ Hours
    • Wax:  100% Soy Wax, Premium Fragrance Oil, Phthalate Free, Non-Toxic, Cruelty Free, Vegan, Non-GMO   
    • Wick:  100% Cotton (Lead and Zinc Free)
    • Hand Poured in Minnetonka, MN, Made in USA            

    CANDLE CARE:      

    • Always Trim Your Wick to 1/4" Before Candle is Lit Each Time.   
    • Burn Candle so Wax Pool Reaches the Jar Edge Each Time to Prevent Wax Tunneling    
    • Do Not Burn Candle More Than 4 Hours at a Time or with Less Than a 1/2" of Wax Remaining
    • Keep Candle Away from Fans, Open Windows, Children, Pets     
    • Never Leave a Burning Candle Unattended

    Item #S-1065

      100% Soy Wax

      We only use top quality soy wax for a clean burning candle

      Made In The USA

      We make and design all of our products in Minnetonka, Minnesota

      100% Satisfaction Guaranteed

      If there is any issue with your order we will fix it